Digging To China

Bunny here, writing about an issue that has our household a bit divided.  Well, not equally divided, it's just me on the one side, but we're still not all in agreement.

As a curious young greyhound, I have read that a lot of toys are made in China.  This intrigues me a great deal.  I would very much like to see all these toys for myself, and I hear that China is a lovely place.  I looked it up on the interweb and it turns out that it is a lovely place.  However, I couldn't find much about these toys.

By coincidence, the weather here has gotten much nicer and the ground is no longer frozen.  This means that I could begin my excavation project again.  Lilac and Blueberry were less than impressed since some of the mud got on them the other day while I was working.  I told them that humans spend ridiculous amounts of those green papers they're so fond of on mud baths and that I was doing them a favor by giving them one for free, but they didn't buy it.  They really can be so unappreciative of the things I try to do for them sometimes!  Well, the other morning Dad came out while I was down in my hole, with only my back end sticking out and he yelled at me.

Dad:  Bunny!  What are you doing -- digging to China?!

Me:  No, I was just doing some cardio exercise.  Wait!  Did you say China?

Dad:  Yes, I did!  You need to stop digging this instant!

Me:  Well, alright!  I think I need to take a break to do some research...

So, we came inside and I had a look on Mom's laptop.  It turns out that we're on the other side of the globe from China.  I was so excited!  I mean, here I already have a good start on being able to see the world right in my back yard.  Mom and Dad continue to discourage me from digging, but I will just continue on in secret.  I have got to see it for myself!  Wish me luck!