Size Large? I Must Be Ginormous!

Bunny here today, barking about something that is on my mind. 

I am a big fan of blankets, in case you didn't know.  There's nothing better than snuggling under the covers with one of my people in my book.  Mom came home a few weeks ago with a Snuggie, which I happen to think is the cat's pajamas.  That is, if cats wore pajamas, which I am sure they do not!  Anyroo, this thing has sleeves so Mom can keep her hands out to pet me and I can lay curled up underneath it beside her.  Then we saw the advertisement on television for Snuggies for Dogs.  Woo roo!  I wanted one!  I turned my doe eyes on Mom and wagged my tail ever so gently.  Mom smiled at my cuteness and promised to look into it for me.  While I waited, I decided to borrow hers.

Last night she was in a store and she saw a big display of Snuggies, so she stopped to look.  They only had small ones and it said that size large was for dogs twenty pounds or more.  Twenty pounds is a large dog?   They're as bad as Target, with all their adorable princess puppy gear that only fits dogs tinier than Mom's purse.  I am so disappointed.  Mom says not to feel bad, that we can get jammies from one of the people who make them special for greyhounds, but I want a pink Snuggie of my own.  She also said she'd share with me.  I guess that part isn't too bad.  Still, I wish people who make stuff for hounds would be fair and offer cute stuff for dogs of all sizes.  Now I'm off to shop for some pink greyhound jammies!  I hope Santa is listening.