The Basics
1. Name and Age
Blueberry, eight, which is sort of middle age
Bunny, three and a half and showing no signs of slowing down
Lilac, fourteen and three quarters, which is pretty elderly for a greyhound
2. Breed
Eh, what did you say? Oh, breeding! Yes, I was bred a couple of times. There are about a dozen puppies out there to prove it!
Oh, for heaven's sake! I'm all greyhound!
Lilac, I'm sure I'm too young to know about that! Oh! Same answer as Blueberry for me!
Mama dog,Love Bug, Go back to sleep, Lilac, Lilac Lilac!
Booberry, Booger, Berry Girl, Your Royal Hineyness
Pupcake, Princess, Little Bit, Sweet Pea
4. Where'd you come from?
I was born on a farm in Kansas, raced a while, had some kids and then I got on a hauler and came to Central Illinois. I saw my mom at the unloading of the hauler and decided she was mine. I've been calling the shots ever since.
I came from Lilac, as embarrassing as that can be to admit. I would like to state for the record that I do not bark at all hours of the night or talk back to my people. I was on the same haul, but I took a detour before I ended up here with my family.
I was born on a farm in Iowa, went to school and studied hard to be a good racer, but they sent me to be adopted instead of letting me race because I'm so little. I was disappointed at first, but retirement has turned out to be a pretty good deal. I came here when I was eighteen months old and I've lived the life of a princess ever since.
Favorites
1. What is your favorite toy?
My Mother Bunny bunny and my tribbles.
Who needs toys? Just give me a comfy bed!
All the toys are mine and I love them all! Mother Bunnies, Kong Wubbas, Bees in a Hive, the Giant Squiggle Pen and the Talking Rose are some that come to mind, though!
I've never met a treat or snack I didn't like!
Frosty Paws! You have to love that brain freeze!
Yogurt right out of Mom or Dad's cup at breakfast is my very favorite.
3. Who's your favorite human?
Whoever gets up to let me out or fluff my bed or turn on my fan or feed me when I want it done is my favorite. You have to keep them wanting that spot so they're hungry to please you!
I'm Daddy's girl all the way, but I love Mom a lot.
I love Mom! If I could crawl inside her skin and be a part of her, I would do it, just so that we could always be close and I would never have to stay home without her.
Funny Stuff
1. What is your worst habit?
I am sure that I don't have any bad habits!
Are you kidding? Nobody else here gets any sleep because you're always barking and demanding to go out or have some other crazy amenity delivered to you!
That's not a bad habit, that's getting what you want, whippersnapper!
Um, sometimes I steal Dad's spot on the bed. I'll refrain from comment on the rest!
Why couldn't Hawk be here to talk about running away from his own farts?
Oh, that was really funny!
He really did that?
He did, and it was classic! He ran all the way into the other room!
Nothing I've ever done is as embarrassing as that!
3. What's your family dynamic like?
I get what I want, period.
We let Lilac think that she's in charge of something, but we mostly ignore her.
We do look out for her, though. We have to be careful not to step on her and hurt her.
I am the alpha dog around here.
Yes, but I get that job if something ever happens to you, right?
Of course! That's why I'm training you.
Okay!
4. What is your human's favorite thing about you?
They love that I keep them in line and that I come up to them for love. Also, I'm sure that they appreciate it that I burp in their faces after a good meal to show my appreciation for the fine fare.
They love that I'm a good girl, I'm quiet, I'm always where I'm supposed to be, doing what I'm supposed to do. I also do my best to make them laugh. I'm the funny one around here.
I'm so cute and adorable, how could there be anything they don't like about me? I'm sure they couldn't pick just one thing!
That concludes our quiz answers. If you haven't taken the quiz and you'd like to, please feel free to do so!
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