Lilac:
Me:
Lilac:
Me:
Lilac:
Husband:
Me:
Lilac:
Husband:
Lilac:
Husband:
Bunny: Oh, wake up and pet me!
Hawk: I have a hair trigger! Take me out!
Blueberry: Zzzzzzzz! (She's not an early riser, either, God bless her!)
(At this point, I should remind you that I moved away from the edge of the bed when these shenanigans all started)
Lilac:
Then my husband screams as she touches her nose to some exposed skin on his body, whether it be his back, his leg, his arm or anything else she can find that will get his attention. If I didn't know that it was impossible, I'd swear that she stuck her nose in the freezer for an hour before touching it to the bare skin of her poor, unsuspecting victims. Yes, I have experienced it, and I take measures to avoid a repeat experience. My husband, however, thanks to Bunny's enjoyment of stretching out when she sleeps, sleeps on the edge of his side of the bed. If only he'd get up earlier when she starts, but alas, I digress.
After the cold nose poke, Husband gets up and begins slowly making his way through the dark bedroom while dodging three excited dogs to the door. After he gets to the back door, he calls Blueberry, loud enough to wake the dead, and she gets up, stretches slowly and heads to the back door. He takes them all out, comes back inside to visit the bathroom, gets their food and ambles out to bring them back in, taking his time so everybody can get done with their business. Lilac, inevitably, is standing at the door of the pen. She will watch him take Blueberry and Bunny out of their pen, hook on their leashes and head to her pen. Then she will turn, wander back out into the pen, and finally take care of business. Some emergency!
So, they come back inside to eat, and Husband lays down to sleep for another hour or so on the couch. Lilac sniffs at her food, wanders about and makes herself comfortable on a dog bed so she can take her morning nap. Apparently, we're all just supposed to spend a little time together in the morning! Sweet Morning Dreams, Lilac!
Awwww! What a sweet little old lady! I'm so glad she's not mine, right now - though what I'm doing up at six when there's no dog to wake me, I have no idea! Practicing, perhaps?
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Terry Pratchett describe this as the feeling that a small piece of frozen liver has just been pressed against your leg. I think it was in 'Moving Pictures'. And those of us with dogs know exactly what he means, don't we? LOL!
It's true Lilac, us greyhounds have to keep our routines! I've found that whining and roo-ing constantly proves quite effective!
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