However, there is one thing that remains most perplexing and baffling. This fellow seems to have followed me home. Everytime I mention his presence to the others, he disappears before they can catch a glimpse of him. That cottony white tail is gone before you can say Mr. MacGregor. Surely there has to be some way to alert my family to this rascally fellow. He's getting very bold, I have to say!
Would anyone out there happen to know of a good rabbit removal service? I am afraid that soon he will start causing mischief in the house -- mischief that a cute, little innocent hound might get blamed for!