Monday, December 21, 2009

I'm Innocent!

Bunny here, firing up Mom's old laptop while she's away to post the truth.

Yesterday Mom wrote that I have been eating the Christmas tree.  This is based on one unfortunate incident of me dropping a few pine needles in the kitchen.  If a cute little greyhound happens to take a whiff to enjoy the fragrant aroma of the Christmas tree and a few pine needles lodge in her nose and throat, does that make her a criminal?  Does it have to be only one greyhound who was eating the Christmas tree?  Couldn't there have been multiple hounds snacking on the delicious, succulent needles of the white pine? 

Oh, Mom, I didn't hear you come in!

Mom:  Bunny, what are you doing?

Me:  Oh, just setting the record straight for our blog reading public about something...

Mom:  And what would that be?

Me:  Well, you know, there's no proof that it was me eating the Christmas tree.

Mom:  Bunny, you threw up a gob of pine needles!

Me:  Santa Paws is going to read this!  Are you trying to kill all my hopes for Christmas?

Mom:  Being curious about the tree doesn't put you on Santa's naughty list.  You didn't know.

Me:  Really?!  So you're saying there's a chance?

Mom:  You're a very good girl, I'm sure you'll get some presents from Santa!

Me:  I wonder if he can make a hound-sized Snuggie...

Well, now that I've set the record straight, I need to go and write a letter to the jolly old elf!  Santa, if you're reading, a pink Snuggie would be a great present!  If that doesn't work out, I have a list of other things like a coat from Posh Pawz, some new martingales and some biscuits from the dog bakery.

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  1. Biscuits from the dog bakery? Forget the Snuggie just load up on the biscuits - that's the canine secret for a wonderful Christmas.

  2. I am still unconvinced that you didn't just accidentally inhale when you were sniffing out the tree. Of course you are a good girl and deserve whatever you want.


  3. And so the record is now straight. We believe ya Bunny! Hope Santa Paws bring you all that you wish for!

  4. You are on the "Nice" list", for sure! And I hope you get a pink snuggie. It looks so warm and snuggly - hey!!! I bet that's why they call them a snuggie! Think so?

    Merry Christmas Kisses,
    Emma Rose

  5. I believe a pink snuggie would be perfect. I am PAWsitive Santa Paws will bring it for you. The pine needle incident is all behind you now. I'm just sayin'.

  6. Great defense Bunny! You certainly cast reasonable doubt onto what was very obviously circumstantial evident. And bringing in the possibility of un-indicted co-conspirators helps muddy the waters.

    Do I see a future for Attorney Bunny Greyhound, Esq??? Maybe a TV show??

  7. You're very lucky Bunny because Santa will forgive almost anything that a dog does, especially if she is good after the first time.

    You better watch out, though. Your brothers and sisters might not like having you cast guilt in their direction!

  8. since i KNOW you've been good, SantaPaws told me over the mobile ( ah yes, he does carry one on his snowmobile )last night.....shhhhhhh

    chikisses that ALL your wishes come true

  9. Is there room for one more hound under that Snuggie? ;)

  10. Could it be that a certain doggie is on the "naughty" list? Good thing Santa loves dogs.

    I remember one year our cat ate a piece of tinsel off the tree. A few days later she was seen walking through the house with a glittery thing dragging behind her. It went right through and out the other end... Oh, goodness.

  11. Santa Paws could never forget someone as cute as you!

  12. Those silly humans just jump to conclusios wayy too quickly, huh?

    I knew you couldn't have done it Bunny!

  13. Mama and I love snuggling in her snuggie...I hope that you get a pink one just for your cute self Bunny!!


  14. hello bunny its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummmmm santa may be a littel okyoopied at the moment on akkownt of sum crazy tank wot is beseedjing his howse but i am shoor yoo wil git the present yoo want!!! ok bye


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