I'm guessing that most of you know by now that I found some letters the girls wrote to Santa. I decided to post them this week since we've been extremely busy with five family Christmas parties, shopping, several birthdays and work. I wonder if Santa is amused.
I'm not going to lie to you. I've been bad this year. When you get as old as I am, you learn to take liberties. I poop on the floor if I feel like it, bark to wake the humans up in the middle of the night if I feel restless so they can join me, steal food if I can and teach Morgan as many of my habits as I can. Let's face it, somebody has to keep the tradition alive when I'm gone, and it won't be those goody two shoes Bunny and Blueberry!
A note to Santa from Bunny -- Please remember that Lilac is very old! She's a little senile, I'm afraid. Please don't let her attitude reflect on the rest of us here, I beg you! Blueberry, Morgan and I are good girls!
Anyhow, Santa, I think I ought to get credit just for being alive at this point, and for letting Mom and Dad get a few hours sleep every night. I'd really like a new coat that covers my behind and for you to explain to Mom and Dad that I need a Potty Patch. It's too darned cold for me to be going outside to take care of business! I'd also like an assortment of treats, an elevator for the back steps and a new Mother Bunny bunny or tribble, and a dias with some handsome young men to carry me around. Please deliver these when you bring the other presents on Christmas Eve!
Please don't let the rest of us die of embarrassment! I don't know where she gets her crazy ideas. I swear that we're good girls!