I'm guessing that most of you know by now that I found some letters the girls wrote to Santa. I decided to post them this week since we've been extremely busy with five family Christmas parties, shopping, several birthdays and work. I wonder if Santa is amused.
Dear Santa,
I'm not going to lie to you. I've been bad this year. When you get as old as I am, you learn to take liberties. I poop on the floor if I feel like it, bark to wake the humans up in the middle of the night if I feel restless so they can join me, steal food if I can and teach Morgan as many of my habits as I can. Let's face it, somebody has to keep the tradition alive when I'm gone, and it won't be those goody two shoes Bunny and Blueberry!
A note to Santa from Bunny -- Please remember that Lilac is very old! She's a little senile, I'm afraid. Please don't let her attitude reflect on the rest of us here, I beg you! Blueberry, Morgan and I are good girls!
Anyhow, Santa, I think I ought to get credit just for being alive at this point, and for letting Mom and Dad get a few hours sleep every night. I'd really like a new coat that covers my behind and for you to explain to Mom and Dad that I need a Potty Patch. It's too darned cold for me to be going outside to take care of business! I'd also like an assortment of treats, an elevator for the back steps and a new Mother Bunny bunny or tribble, and a dias with some handsome young men to carry me around. Please deliver these when you bring the other presents on Christmas Eve!
Sincerely,
Lilac
Dear Santa,
Please don't let the rest of us die of embarrassment! I don't know where she gets her crazy ideas. I swear that we're good girls!
Bunny
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Bawhahahaha! I am with Lilac. At our age, we should be able to do what we want when we want and be as bad as we want!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Dear Lilac, it is alright to be naughty for awhile as you've been a good girl for a long long time! You're right, tradition needs to be continued!!! I'm sure Santa will ignore those little slips and still give you some pressies!
ReplyDeleteDear Bunny, I bet Santa knows very well that you, Blueberry and Morgan are really really good girls. I also hope all of you get your pressies too!!!
Dear Lilac, you go girl! Tip from Cami; eggnog is good!
ReplyDeleteLilac, you said it girl! BOL!
ReplyDeleteLilac, I like your style:) Sounds like the Potty Patch is a must.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Potty Patch is a must this year.
ReplyDeleteBless you Lilac.....You have earned the right to do what you want when you want.
ReplyDeleteHope you get your Potty Patch. Love you lots
Winnie xxx
I'm inclined to agree, Lilac has put in her "nice" time over the years, it's for the young ones to fill the family quota now.
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Oh yes, a potty patch for sure.
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Mango
Tell it like it is - if you don't ask for it, he won't know what to bring. We'd take a potty patch too!!
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Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi
Dear Lilac, don't worry!
ReplyDeletewe think that you will get your Potty Patch!
Lilac, I think the potty patch do be terribully overrated. You has to has good aim so you dussn't miss it and rilly, can you be bothered at your age? Hasn't the floor werked just fine fur you?
ReplyDeleteShawnee the Shepherd beat me to it. That patch thing is NOT happening. Besides, we don't want you to start eatting fake grass and getting sick.
ReplyDeleteMr. Taleteller
Lilac - We firmly believe you should get exactly what you want, so here is hoping Santa brings you everything on your list.
ReplyDeleteHey Lilac!
ReplyDeleteGood for you! Make Santa have a sense of humor. I can relate to the bad side of being a dog...I look at it as a challenge for my peeps. I'm sure Santa will bring you tons of great pressies...honesty counts for a lot!
Happy holidays to you, Bunny, Blueberry, Morgan and your whole pack.
Grr and A Festive Woof,
Sarge
Lilac,
ReplyDeleteYou are a very *good* girl. Those are things that you cannot control... and you give your family so much love (you didn't mention that). I think that Santa will bring you everything on your list.
BTW, (to your mom) those pajama thoughts are starting to overwhelm me!
Lilac I just KNOW that Santa Paws will be bringing you some super wonderful pressies. He is quite wise and most understanding.
ReplyDeleteRemember... he rides around BEHIND a bunch of reindeer. From that perspective... he KNOWS that Poop Happens.
Merry Christmas my friends! Have a truly blessed Christmas.
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Emma Rose
Ha Ha - this was the very best of all the Christmas letters. Lilac, we hope all your Christmas wishes come true and we just know that Santa will be very good to all of you.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays to you and family.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Mom
oooooh boy Lilac! I hopes you get that stuffs but even me is doubtful!
ReplyDeleteDarling girl, you deserve to get everything on your Christmas list! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, Lilac you are very particular. Good thing that your wish is Santa's command. I imagine your presents are already on the way!
ReplyDeleteAHHHH HAHAHAHAHA this cracked me up. Lilic has some mighty fine requests! I hope she gets them from Santa Paws!
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Heeeeheheeeheheeeeee! A most excellent letter, Lilac!
ReplyDeleteI think the dias with HANDSOME young men to carry you wherever you want to go is a must!! Every Royal Lady needs one!
Hugs, MinnaK
Yay Lilac! I'm all for the Potty Patch gift!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!!
Hey Lilac, my sister TaiChi was ANCIENT (she was over 20 when she crossed the Bridge last spring) and Santa TOTALLY gave her permission to poop on the floor and wake up Mom (Dad can sleep through the end of the world) at all hours of the night. So I wouldn't worry about that. I since TaiChi had her own personal bearer (Mom), I think that your requests are perfectly in order. We hope Santa comes through for you - you deserve everything you've asked for, and more!
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-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
I bet Santa will do all those things when gets old too!
ReplyDeletePaws khrossed Santa delivers the goods!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Lilac, I am sure you're going to get everything you want for Christmas. You deserve it!
ReplyDeleteLilac, you go girl!!
ReplyDeleteWyatt and Stanzie
We just loved your Christmas card!!
Loved the naughty confessions... at least your honest, Lilac.
ReplyDeleteI hope she does get it; she is nearly a teenager afterall.
ReplyDeleteFor an old senile lady, I think those requests are perfectly reasonable, and Santa should grant all her wishes!
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays to all!
ReplyDeleteI think Santa knows you've been good!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh; that's too cute!
ReplyDeleteWe just know that Santa will bring you guys something good :)
Rudy's Raiser
Lilac, I hopes you get every single solitary thing on your list! I bet you will. I have it on good authority that Santa luvs old ladies. I mean, have you seen his wife?
ReplyDeleteWiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
PeeS. Bunny, I still want a chin-chillyah and a Jenny Pig but a goat is WAY bigger than either of those and I wasn't sure if Santa would have room enough for all of 'em in his sleigh.
Dear Lilac,
ReplyDeleteLove ya girlfriend! Potty Patches all around and there are a few handsome studs hanging around here that would be happy to escort you for an evening of dog bones and a roll on a really soft bed.
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