Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Puddles Roast

Bunny here, taking over the keyboard to share a few words about Puddles Roast.

When I first heard there was going to be a Puddles Roast, I was a little concerned.  I mean, most of us who know her would think twice about taking a bite out of something that she prepared.  I looked up the recipe, and I have a feeling that it would probably have a few ingredients that none of us would want to taste.

Not to mention that we all know the girl gets a bit too much in the sauce, if you know what I mean.  Seriously, how many blog parties have there been in the last month that did not involve Puddles and Al Kee Haul?  I think she's in a serious relationship there!  It's probably a good thing, since I fear there's no other man out there who could survive maintain a serious relationship with her.  She's out in the backyard planting beer trees, for heaven's sake!  Oh, and that Puddles Rainwater 2000?  I saw it, and it turns out it's just a fancy way for her to sneak her alcohol in during the day without her girl catching on!

I also have to wonder about a preacher who can't seem to figure out how to tell the truth from her version of fiction.  Seriously, who really thinks those neighbors of hers weren't sane before she moved in next door to them?  I'll bet that seeing a certain angle of that posterior that she's so proud of finally drove them right over the edge into Looneyville.  Is there anybody who'd want to live next door to her? 

Okay, I'll admit it, I think Puddles is really a great friend under all that fun she likes to throw our way, and I think it would be funny as all get out to live next door to her!  Happies of Birthdays, Miss Poodles Doodles Brainbath!  May you have many happy returns!

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  1. They SO did break the mold after they khreated her!


  2. I wonder if beer trees will grow in the city? May have to investigate.

    Your pal, Pip

  3. Bunny great roast of the Puddles!!!
    She is going to be mortified when she learns how many times the picture of her 'taking care of business' are out there for the world to see.
    Madi and Mom

  4. Nope, not mortified at alls...hehehe!
    Please feel free to rent da house next to us...yea, da one where da Neighbors live. Oh my gosh, could you just imagine how much fun we would haves? I could tells you all kinds of stories and teach you how to grows beers, and go ground hog huntin'. Oh your mum won't let you lives next to me. I wonders why.
    Dat was an awesome Roast of da Puddles and I thanks you from da bottoom of my heart dat you joined in on da festivities.

  5. You really hit this on the head... Perfect job. HE HE HE heheheh

  6. Oh, Bunny, I just LUVED this roastie! You know, I never puts two and two abouts her neighbors being crazy and living next door to her.

    And how many bloggies do you think will have the Puddles Poo Picture on it? BWAHAHAHAHA!

    Wiggles & Wags,

    PeeS. Um, where can I gets one of those beer trees? You know, just out of curiositys. Not that I would want one. Nope. Oh, and if you could lets me know about that toilet Al Kee Haul dispenser, that would be great, too.

  7. I'll bet you're right Bunny... the neighbors have been Puddled to the dark side. Great job on the roast!

  8. LOL! The beer trees!

    Great roast. :)

  9. Bunny,

    Good job roastin' Puddles! :)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  10. Hehehe, good roast I feel I'm getting to know Puddles a little better, not sure if that's good or bad!!
    See Yea George xxx

  11. The poo picture sure is making the rounds today! Great roast!!


  12. Hahahahahhahahahaahah! I be cracking up over da Beer Trees! That is priceless!


  13. miss bunny!
    i'm tellin' you, that mr. miller lite is her B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D! i'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed. heehee.
    the booker man

    pee s -- BOL! my word verification thingie is "buttsca"!!!

  14. What a puddelicious roast, I mean post (BOL) You told that girl!


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