(I don't know who this dog is, but his picture came up on a Goggle search.)
I suppose it doesn't help Morgan's case that Mr. Taleteller is vehemently opposed to his girl wearing anything that looks girly. She has a really nice black leather collar, and there's talk of ordering her a backpack, but I have been informed that it will NOT be pink. So, I'm left a little at a loss as to what to do to make it more obvious that she's a girl. Mr. Taleteller has decided he likes the color red for her backpack. I wonder if it would be wrong to paint her toenails Fire Hydrant Red.